Stop arguing. Start eating.
SassyEats is the brutally honest, ridiculously fun restaurant decision app that finally ends "I dont know, where do you want to eat?"
Spin the wheel, get a result, and go. Or let SassyEats sass you while doing it.
WHAT SASSYEATS DOES
- Picks restaurants for you using a fun, interactive spin wheel
- Works with your saved restaurants or nearby places
- Filters by price, dietary needs, and cuisine
- Shows popular meals and what you can actually eat there
- Tracks where youve been and avoids repeats automatically
- Gives you one-tap directions to Apple Maps or Google Maps
SMARTER THAN A RANDOM PICKER
SassyEats does not just pick randomly:
- Excludes places you visited in the last 7 days
- Analyzes real menus and reviews to find dishes you can eat
- Supports vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, keto, halal, kosher, and more
- Learns your habits through stats and visit history
GAMIFIED AND ACTUALLY FUN
- Unlock 17 achievements from Common to Mythic
- Get roasted by sassy messages when you overthink
- Skip too many times and you get a timeout
- Haptics, animations, and glassy UI make it feel premium
WORKS EVERYWHERE
- No account required
- No API keys required
- Works worldwide
- Offline fallback intelligence for 500 plus restaurant types
EXTRAS
- Import and export your restaurant list
- Restaurant templates for fast setup
- Stats on spins, visits, categories, and price tiers
If you are tired of wasting 30 minutes deciding where to eat, SassyEats will fix that.
Probably while judging you.